Get a Girlfriend: Introduction

Who should read this?


Read this if you:
  • have tried everything you could think of
  • have read every "actual advice mallard" meme
  • have read "5 quick tips to get a date"
  • have read "10 easy steps to get a girlfriend"
  • have read other tips from pickup artists
and none of it seems to be working. In other words, read this if you have tried other methods and failed.

If you intend to read this, know that it is not going to be quick, nor easy. You don't have to do it all in one day. You can make it step by step, and if one step seems like too much, you can divide that step into smaller steps and so on...

Why am I writing this?


Because I have not found anything similar anywhere on the internet. Everything I have found on this topic is either:
  • advice written by pickup artists that works great, if you are willing to adapt their rather unusual lifestyle. Their techniques work, if you have a wing-man who is willing to go to clubs with you many days a week or if you have so much confidence that you dare to approach random women in shopping malls and on the street. And even if that works for you, you will never ever get a girl who is not willing to hang out with a total stranger after 3 minutes of conversation. Even if you become the best pick up artist in the world... there are some nice conservative girls who fall into that category... and a pickup artist's advice regarding women like those is: "move on to the next target".
  • pretty much useless and falls in one of these categories: A few very obvious tips. Tips that will never ever work and are just horribly wrong. A few actually useful tips, but don't cover the whole picture. Tips that skip the part that is the most important.